Did Denise Richards and Dina Lohan really NEED another venue for them to whine about how disadvantaged/misundersood they are?
And I know I’m not the only one horrified by two mothers using their kids for
publicity.
I think not.
So you, E! Entertainment Television, get the SNARL of the Week Award.
Have a FANTASTIC Memorial Day weekend my Snarky ones! I’ll be back on Tuesday.
-The Snarkstress
What the hell is up with these clothes? BAD BAD BAD. Like 1983 bright color/geometric patterns bad. But I’m still gonna watch it.
Does Anna Lynne McCord ever play a non bitchy character? She was bitchy on American Heiress, she was downright evil on Nip/Tuck, and I’m betting her 90210 character is more Lindsay Lohan and less Kelly Taylor.
With 90210 and 21 Jump Street getting redos, I could not help but think of another, and far better, 1990s show that could be next on the remake train.
Who would be the 2008 version of Angela Chase and Jordan Catalano? Would 1990’s grunge style be replaced by today’s emo kids?
Yeah on second thought, I don’t think I could bear a shred of this show ever being changed.
That’s Hilary Duff and her boyfriend, hockey player Mike Comrie. Cute, aren’t they? And don’t get me wrong, I think Duff is darling and applaud her for keeping herself out of celeb-u-tard territory. She seems nice and as wholesome as apple pie. But I have one thing to say–
That is a whole lot of chin they have.
And Comrie kinda looks like a poor man’s Matt Leinart.
Ahhh Matty. Those of you who know my other site are well aware of my long standing crush on my fellow Trojan.
I am CONVINCED Heidi Montag and her douchey boyfriend Spencer Pratt stalk the paparazzi, rather than the other way around.
#1 fan eh, Heidi? If that were true you would not be sporting PINK sporting gear. That is 100 kinds of wrong to any true sportsfan. And more importantly, Miss Montag, if you truly were The Dodgers #1 fan, you’d be facing the field and waving that giant foam finger at the Dodger Blue, not standing with your back to the field mugging for the camera.
Sigh, she is such a waste of space. Celeb-u-tards bug the fuck out of me. DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE FOR CHRISSAKES!
The Snarkstress
Hello My Snarky Ones!
Hollywood must truly be out of ideas. First 90210, then 21 Jump Street and now, another tv show from the past is getting a redo.
The Electric Company.
And now a confession: I ADORED the Electric Company as a kid. I may have even had an imaginary friend named Karen that bared a striking resemblance to one of the EC Characters. And I might have made a life sized paper doll of her out of old school computer paper–the wide kind that was connected and had the perforated holey edges? Yeah. And I wasn’t even that weird of a kid! It was the 1970s!
Here is the Electric Company’s Mel Mounds (Morgan Freeman) and the Sweet Sweet Sway. God I love You Tube. And the girl on the right with the super long dark hair? My imaginary friend. HAHAHA
Wow. I am speechless my Snarky Ones. Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty made a you tube video. With baby mice. Yes, you read that right.
Here, check it out for yourself:
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Don’t you just LOVE it when some people have the nerve to call one of the world’s most beautiful supermodels ugly? Because yeah, Petra Nemcova survived the Tsunami, lost the love of her life in it, endured a painful recovery from both physical and emotional injuries, so what she REALLY cares about is the troll behnid WWTDD and what he/she/they/it thinks of her.
I don’t know ’bout you, but I’d sure like to be as UGLY as Petra.
-The Snarkstress
petra nemcova
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ATTENTION HOLLYWOOD PRODUCERS: When you make a film version of Wicked I’ve got an idea for PERFECT CASTING. Amy Winehouse as the Wicked Witch of the West. You wouldn’t even need a makeup artist!
-The Snarkstress
