Archive for June, 2008

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Tim Russert 1950-2008

June 13, 2008

It is with a heavy heart that the world mourns the loss of Journalist Tim Russert. He died today of an apparent heart attack at the age of 58.

R.I.P. Tim.

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SNARL OF THE WEEK: whomever designed the fabric on Lily Allen’s dress

June 7, 2008

Really? Really?

Did the world REALLY need fabric, SATIN no less, with decapitated bleeding Bambis on it? I am all for art, clearly, I was an ART MAJOR in college, but this is… just gross.

Bleeding deer aside, I do love the shape and cut of the dress.

So this week’s SNARL goes out to the fabric designer who put bleeding deer on satin.

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Good to see Pam Anderson is laying off the botox these days…

June 6, 2008

It’ s nice to see a woman looking her age in Hollywood.

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any time, any where, just say my name and I WILL BE THERE…

June 4, 2008

Dear Dave Matthews,

I love you. I have loved you for 14 years. I want you. Any time. Any where.

nom nom nom

-The Snarkstress

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Ladies and Gentlemen… this is the Father of the Year*

June 4, 2008

* According to Las Vegas’ Club Prive. Which explains why I avoid going to clubs in Las Vegas. When KFed is the king of the douches, one can only assume it gets worse from there. And my tender sensibilities might never recover from that.

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I expect his eyes to glow red any second now…

June 4, 2008