First 90210 the new millenium and now…21 Jump Street? With Jonah Hill?

OH my Snarky Ones,

It is official. Hollywood is out of ideas. Today’s Variety reports that Superbad’s Jonah Hill is set to star in the remake of 21 Jump Street.

Let me remind you what the main draw of 21 Jump Street was:

RAWRRRRR, right ladies? Officer Tom Hanson can cuff me any ol’ time he wants.

Now let’s look at the 2008 version:

Now doesn’t that just make you long for the good ol’ days?

Alright, I’m off to watch some Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny has aged oh so well, n’est ce pas?

-The Snarkstress