Old? You be the judge. The faces of 1969.

Hello My Snarky Ones,
Today I take issue with WWTDD.com. Oh, hell, I take issue with his mysoginistic ass everyday, but insult my girl Jen Aniston and my talons come out. He said:

“John Mayer is a damn weirdo. I’m all man baby, but I’d sooner take a gentleman in my mouth than swim around and snuggle up with Jennifer Aniston. Hell who am I kidding; I’d blow a guy in front of my parents, my gf and the girl who I had a secret crush on in high school sooner than hold hands with Jennifer Aniston in a dark room with no windows.”

Everyman is entitled to his opinion, but I’ve seen Jen ripped apart on sites like wwtdd, the superficial, et al for being ugly, for being boring, for being old.

Trust someone who has met her. She is none of those things. I’ve met Jen at small dinner parties at a mutual friend’s house over the years. In person she is UNBELIEVABLY beautiful and sweet and kind and silly and like a girl next door.

It is ironic that WWTDD.com of all sites continues to snark on Jen since Tyler Durden was the name of the character her ex husband Brad Pitt played in Fight Club.  And I am willing to lay good money down on the fact that the Silver Screen’s Tyler Durden would disagree with every claim the internet’s Tyler Durden claims about Jen.

And if you, like Tyler Durden’s lame ass consider her to be old and haggard as some sites claim her to be, you are WRONG and MISGUIDED and BEYOND LAME. As you age into your 30’s you WILL realize the error of your lame live in your mama’s basement ways.

If you consider 39 old, you are misguided. 39 is the new 28 and not just in attitude. BEHOLD the ladies born in 1969 for a look at what 39 looks like: