When pretty girls get bad plastic surgery…

Nikki Cox will be 30 on June 2nd. 30. Not 45. Not 55. Not 70. There is no visibly good reason she needed to have any plastic surgery at this stage of her life. As is often the case, when young women get unneeded cosmetic surgery, the results often diminish their looks rather than enhance it.

Here is a shot of Nikki before:

Those breasts are REAL folks! That’s odd enough in La La Land. For years I thought Nikki and I were the only ones sporting naturally spectacular cleavage in Hollywood.

Well, her cleavage was the first thing to go when she hopped on the Hollywood trend of looking anorexic:

Chests that bony are never attractive. But fine, the weight loss and resulting loss of her fabulous rack is one thing. After all, she can always gain weight and get her girls back that way, right?

But check out this screenshot from Nikki’s recent role on “Ghost Whisperer.”

Why in God’s name did she do that to her lips? I’m going to ignore how different the rest of her face looks for now, because, well frankly how can you look at anything but those lips? They look like they hurt. I am not even sure what the episode of “Ghost Whisperer” was about because her lips are such a train wreck i couldn’t focus on anything else.

Oh Nikki, Why? You were gorgeous and voluptuous. Now you’re a set of lips on an emaciated frame. At least your hair is still lovely.

Collagen is temporary. Weight lost can be regained. Here’s hoping whatever drove the beautiful Ms. Cox to such extremes is also temporary. I’ve got a screenplay for the old Nikki with a good role. The new Nikki–well those lips make her believable as a sex worker. Not so much a District Attorney, you know?

-The Snarkstress